Monday, July 22, 2013

forever alone

Dude semua orang jeles aku cuti 2 bulan. ha ha ha. semester break. Alhamdullilah tak yah ulang sem. gaya macam nak cari keje part time kat mana2 farmasi. cari pengalaman laa kononnya. but then, kemalasan merangkul urat dan tulang. btw, kalau kerja terawikh mesti ter-skip.

ohh aku tak de kawan btw right now. semua girlfriends takde kat rumah. :( one fine day, bila despicable me and lone ranger keluar wayang. aku text all my buddies area rumah. semua tiada :( i text my BFF(high school girlfriends) semua tiada. And the end, aku melebarkan badan bersama teman karib, TV and Chips. my mum said im forever alone. pity me. what-to-do? insert a forever alone meme here.


Skype with big bro that day. dia tak balik rumah.ramai kawan tak balik katanya, walaupun situasi agak chaotic. one sentence that make me stop nagging at him and stop telling him to come home
"Masa bumi mesir aman, ramai2 datang nak kaut keberkatan dan kekayaan ilmu nya. bila bumi Mesir tak aman, semua pulang dan tinggalkannya." 

(please mind my bahasa rojak, sorry)
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Beauty and the geek Australia season 4
I've been watching this series. yes. laugh at me. buat anda yang tak tahu. ask pak cik google.
i know its kinda lame as super duper lame. but it fancy me in a different way. the beauties are so so so so so funny. diorang macam tak tahu apa2 kat dunia ni. they only know about shoes, high heels, make up, models and the whole entertainment world.

conversation 1 :

Beauty : so, what course do u take in the university ?
Geek : pharmacy
Beauty : oooo. You go to the 'farm' ay?


conversation 2 :

Geek : I dont want to be James Bond, I wanna be Covalent Bond
Beauty : WHO is covalent bond? never heard of him


Conversation 3 : 

Q: what is the color of Red Sea
A: is it a Country?


I laugh so hard man.

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My lifetime is a lifetime movies.

Pernah tgk series ni? Satu rancangan yg mnceritakan  true stories(more like tragedies). Sangat menarik.
Satu episod yg membuat kan aku ternganga.

ada one couple with 2 children. the man is a doctor and the wife is a housewife(tak ingat sgt)
doktor ni kena gantung lesen kalau tak salah, tak ingat for what reason. *I'm so sorry*. in addition, dia curang dgn wife dia. The wife sangat laa cinta gila-gila kat this guy. but then, diorang made up. the husband cari kerja utk support family, dia buat bisnes organ. the dead bodies yg register as donors dia akan bedah dan supply ke hospital yang perlukan.
family tu happy sangat. wife dia bahagia, husband dia belikan rumah besarrr weyhh!
one fine day, rumah diorg kena serbu, wife dia pelik, polis jumpa parts of bodies kat fridge kat garage. scary tak?
husband dia turn out to be a criminal. potong badan org. mayat mana2 tah, and dia jual organ tu without dapat any permission for the late's family. dia gantikan tulang2 mayat tu dgn paip PVC ! gila dok?
wife yg tercinta mula2 tak percaya. Husband dia pun awal2 dah denied semua, hired peguam. and then, the husband mengaku.

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dude sejak bila aku buat review tv series ?
sejak jadi forever alone ni.

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anyway its Ramadhan, its a hard time for me, to istiqamah. dear Allah who hold my heart, keep me strong. stay strong.


3 coolio:

K I L said...

kasihan forever alone rupanya HAHA
dulu pon aku layan dowh b&g kat tv ,sampai bukak kamus cari makna geek tak jumpa jumpa .
istiqamah memang payah .janji ada semangat ,baru boleh jalan bos .

izztshm said...

Enjoy your so called forever alone life. Nanti dah bukak sem busy tak ingat. Hahaha.

Btw, your review is superb!

Hanis Manis said...

they seem stupid but sometimes i'm amazed how simple their mind is. i think we have enough of 'critical' minded people in the world.